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IfIHadAHiFi Lucky Best Tour Diary #1
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Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.